jokes and funny storys

This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were
little:

Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating
ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant
meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said, "Elegant Lady, I was
once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One
kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young
prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up
housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my
meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful
and happy doing so."

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog
legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and
thought to herself:

I don't fuckin think so.